fffcuk:

bettywhite4ever:

fffcuk:

it snew today

i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word

the post that ruined my life

(via thelandlesswhale)

(via dearusagi)

bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together

(via thelandlesswhale)

"hiring entry level positions"

taggediconic:

[username redacted]:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

(via houseofstuck)

queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

(via houseofstuck)

shiningartifact:

thethorleitstein:

House Stark

THIS. IS. THE. GREATEST. EVER.

shiningartifact:

thethorleitstein:

House Stark

THIS. IS. THE. GREATEST. EVER.

(via houseofstuck)

  • Baby: Da-, Da-
  • Parents: Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?!
  • Baby: Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.

nicolasechs:

fauxreal:

are you fuckin kidding me

PARKOUR

(via hannahdesu)